HOW STUPID CAN THE U.S. GOVERNMENT BE? THEY JUST FLEW AN *OBSERVING* FEDERAL *STEALTH HELICOPTER* OVER ME WHEN I WENT OUT TO BUY SOME BACON AND COCO MILK AND BANG A FEW ATM MACHINES FOR 200 BUCKS EACH

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DEAR FELLOW PATRIOTS:

I KNOW 4 A FACT that THE U.S. GOVERNMENT JUST did *A FLY BY* using an *OBSERVING* FEDERAL *STEALTH HELICOPTER* right OVER ME while I WAS IN A SHOPPING CENTER PARKING LOT on the night of February 4th at about 7:30 pm.

BY THE TRAJECTORY

AND—>

THE “LOW NOISE” SIGNATURE OF THE ROTOR BLADES

AND—>

BY ITS UNUSUALLY LOW ALTITUDE!

JUST THE FACTS OF—>

I INTENTIONALLY DID BOTH ATM WITHDRAWALS *BACK TO BACK* FIRST—>

BEFORE I DID ANY OF MY 2 STOP SHOPPING AT ALL IN THE PLAZA.

I LEFT 2 TROJAN HORSES FOR THE FEDS!—>

FOR I KNEW MY LOCATION WAS BEING >>>IMMEDIATELY REPORTED TO AN ACTIVE FEDERAL HIT TEAM WITH HELICOPTER CABABILITY<< ALL OF MY NEGATIVE ASSUMPTIONS ARE TRUE.

lmao

i’m stoned

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